Sunday, May 4, 2008

the two type of Brain washer.


A. Mr. satan who wash all the brains laundry with black X powder.

B. Mr angel, wash the brain laundry with sugar spice and everything nice.

who do you prefer to do the laundry for you?



Saturday, May 3, 2008

Whose bottom this belong to?


i was telling my sister what fel and wilfred called my brain "brand new", that i need to suck someone else brain juice to get a instant knowledge. WHATEVER...~!

yesterday (friday) enterprise class is super fun, and super Huy's day. my group had a skit about a Good interview and a Bad interview. i was suppose to play the good example on how a good inerviewee should perform and response. ya'll know what, i played the total opposite example that i should perform.

the moment i step into the class, everyone keep calling me OLI( ) OLI( ) OLI( ), and spoilt my "serious" mood that i prepared for the "interview". wilfred prediction came true. i cannot stop giggling, i giggle throughtout the whole "interview". thanks classmates, for your spontaneous background OLI( ) OLI( ) calls.

my sister say i have neither brain nor boobs. so i am not a....

BIMBO
my sister ask my brother-in-law. "what do u call someone without brain nor boob?"

FREAK, he replied.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Finally! Labour day is here, no school day~ (^O^)


i have been sick since the pass 2day. all because the night before Tuesday i ate a peanut kuey tutu before i go to sleep??? the next morning i woke up my throat feels like thousands of little needles poking inside. for that, the whole of Tuesday my friends had to guess what i was trying to say via my hand action and lip sync. well done friends :D, you can actually understands it :D :D.

OHOHOHO! Tuesday is also BEN & JERRY'S DAY!!! hahaha. i met up with ping and her friend, kc to vivo to queue for a-free-cone. despite my sore throat i had Chunky monkey for myself. pardon me, i really don't find B&J ice cream very exclusive. i just find that they are very lavish in the ingredients, for my chunky monkey, they have real big chunks of nuts and mini rectangular cubes of chocolate in it. other then that, i find that the ice cream is nothing special. this is my own opinion only, every people preferences defer. :p so you must try their ice cream yourself, because after all they are The Ben & Jerry you know.

you will never know what gave my throat a magical touch to resume ME talking again. wana make a guess? it is something related to....




pigsss....uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..

are u getting it?

c'mon c'mon, guess guess...







Pigs, do you get? pig.








ok ok, it is something to do with pig.
this picture is a hint.

A : the liver save my throat
B : the gall bladder save my throat
C : the bile duct save my throat
D : the bile juice save my throat
E : all of the above.



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The Pig's LIVER!!!! option (A)

did you get it right?

if yes, you have just collected another "correct answer" into your entire life.

if no, you have just collected another "wrong answer" into your entire life.

HEEX. thank you for your participation anyway (^^,)



Wednesday...
i was having a bad bad flu, the morning itself i made alot of wanton. i could have deep fried it, and sell for a profit. but my wanton harden in the air conditioning room, before i can take it down to fried. so i had to dispose all of them away. what a waste.

that day was Computing class, and my faci caught me on msn. he wrote in his remark paper,beside my name, "quite uninterested." i wasn't uninterested la. i was interested. but after i saw his remark makes me uninterested. no no, i will still remain interested.

exactly at 4.30pm where school ended, a pain suddenly erupt inside. the pain was under my chest but above the normal stomach pain spot. er.....NEVER MIND. i pain all the way to causeway, guess what again. guess what cured the pain???

the answerer is SHUSHI! Wednesday is a ladies outing for my class (^^). we had a lunch together in SAKEA. i am sure the pain is not a hungry pain. i just cannot identify what kinda of pain is that, that make me stand like Liang PO PO. anyway, if i can identify the pain, there is not a need to have doctor. ha-ah-ha-ah.

this link is dedicated to Yolanda lee. i thought of you when i was looking through it, because you love life Science.....and for those not interested in life science, i suggest u don't click it.
http://cccmkc.edu.hk/~sbj-biology/CERT%20BIO/Obtaining%20essentials%20for%20life/Nutrition%20in%20humans/Emulsification.htm

Monday, April 28, 2008

T-rex training has temporaily been terminated.





due to examinations....
















and check out this youtube video!
BLOOODED~
NOT FUNNEEEIII!!!!
iem fired arrrrup~!!!!!!!!!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Burn Tongue.




Thank you Mr. fireman.....
NANA THIS IS DEDICATED FOR YOU!


* CLICK ON THE IMAGE FOR BIGGER VIEW!

I WAS SPAMMING NANA COMMENT BOX, WHEN SUDDENLY 'HUY' APPEAR!
NOW NANA, I TRUELY BELIEVE THAT U AND HUY IS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. I HEREBY WISH BOTH OF YOU HAVE A VERY BLESSED FUTURE. BORE ADORABLE KIDS TOGETHER!!!! AND LIVE FOREVER HAPPILY TOGETHER FOREVER!

Both of you is inseparable!!!!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

HI shivv :D
how is your work today?
we went to her booth and photo with her baby tools.
ALAKAZAM! i will like a pile of 500 waffles now!


my face is so chubby~ that glasses cost $80 pluses each.. very expensive!




peeping through the window, what do i see?
how do i eat banana in a proper way~
1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4, 5 banana
many many more~


man made common wealth well seen in Singapore now.
the stairs is carpeted in red, this picture would have be much more nicer if i had use a proper camera.
we were venturing the 2nd level, i thought it have a very nice architecture. i wanted to take more picture up there when NANA suddenly went crazy. she started to say things to creep herself, eventually i got frighten by her insanity. both of us ended up dashing down the flights of stairs. Madness, we were both high in adrenaline. HAHA. i amm tirreedd. i shalll go slleeeppp nowww. goodbye & goodnitghhhhhhh

Friday, April 25, 2008

it seems like every morning i drag myself unwillingly to prepare for school. it is only the waking up part. once i have done my wash up, that feeling will be gone.


this is not important. what is important is, TODAY IS FRIDAY! like so FAST CAN! every friday seems to pass by anonymously, and soon sunday, then monday again. this is the 3rd week of school, and one more week to a month. this also means that i left 1 week and 3 months with my classmates, which is also 65days left together as class W1-4Q. TIME PASS REAL FAST MAN! WAIT UP!

today is science, it wasn't that bad. i like the facilitator in fact. i like her accent, she has a chinese look with a slang angmoh accent. like we pronounce F**K, in US accent, it is pronounce as Fock. yupp. she so cool and rich enough to buy a bicycle that cost $700 .i dono if my fellow classmate notice a slight blush when she said she ride to school everyday.? (o^~^o) well, i did. :D

i thought i know what i was suppose to do in the presentation. sadly, i screwed the presentation. i tried to stay clam, but smart faci will sure able to tell i was nervous and unprepared. through her questioning, she definitely know that i hadn't done enough research to support whatever i was talking about.





Aaron ask, "why does a piece of wood float in a sea? so do u mean size does not matter?" (not exactly what he said)




i replied without much thinking...
"OH! Because some woods is many layer of wood compressed together, so air sac is trap in between. that is why it can float......."


another question thrown to us by someone...
"what about throwing a tree trunk into the water?"


smartly i answered without thinking again....
"for tree trunks they are much heavier, so when u throw it in it will sink..."


suddenly there is this flash of thoughts in my mind telling me...
".....it will still float!"


then whole class just burst out in laughter!


i was too focus on defencing myself on the point that heavier object sinks, so for a moment the size of the trunk give my first reaction to concludes it will sink. but suddenly i have this flash of this picture where someone hanging onto a piece of wood for survivor, that resulted into my sudden change of view and said the trunk will float. (which is true) OH fAGGOTS, that was so funny lalalala~








http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=18077


randomly, i found this report on stomp! so disgraceful, i wonder what school are they from....tsk tsk tsk...... (-_-)


this remind me of one cases where i happily sipping bubble tea in train as well. in home clothes. good thing that no one took a photo of me and post it to stomp, but i was being caught by the train officer and he was lenient enough to give me a stunt warning and let me off. whewww~




*pardon my deform looking knee cap

i have alot of injuries on my knee now, and it look super ugly. a 50cent superficial cut, one each on my knees. my right knee have a 10cent size blue black, about two 20cent size laid side by side blue black, some faintly dotted blue black. on the back of my right knee is another thumb size blue black. on my left knee, other then the superficial cut, there is another 20cent size blue black.

don't worry, i am not being abused by anybody. it was some casualties during my T-rex training, the rest of the blue black (except the one on the back of my right knee) i got after each dance open class. i dono how also, but it seems that the blue black is accumulating... so UGLY!

i thought i could not eat waffle for at least a day. in the end i had half a waffle, another half by shivv. SEE I TOLD YOU, WAFFLE IS SO SEDUCTIVE! That is why their porn.....get it?

OLIVIA, YOU MUST RESIST! THINK OF THE FATs CONTENT....THINK ABOUT VB's ABS...MUST CUT DOWN!!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


PORN FOOD






I eat nothing "healthier", more "nutritious" then waffles everyday. practically. There are called Porn Food because they look temptation, seducing, that makes you wana shout "I WANT TO EAT YOU!!!!!! " ironically, the term is use to describe food that had high content of calorie and fats. Waffles happen to fall into this categories. :(

but it still doesn't affects my love for waffles anyway. ever since that day i found out that W4 sells great waffles, i never stop visiting their shop. i think their waffles is recognise by the WHOLE school la! those who love waffles, definitely have to try W4 wowffurs!~

i just had a orea waffle with original Magnolia milk :D not a bad mix, i don't mind to have it everyday~ woOHOO on a second thought, i don't wana gain weight while indulging. i think i have to cut down on waffles, and eat more truly healthier food. :(

Sunday, April 20, 2008

HI ALL!
Good news is, MY RED ZENY IS FULLY FREE FROM VIRUS NOW.
Bad news is, HE HAD LOST ALL HIS MEMORY!
All my songs is goneee. ALL goneee.~~!!!!



school was stressing. smoking actually helps me relax~
NEH, I AM CRAPPING HERE! i will never smoke! pls pls!!!
i'll summarise my 2nd week of school into two equation.
school = waffles + waffles + snacking + bubble tea
school = slacking + research + slacking + chiong slides


yes, this is how interesting my school can gets. so out of boredom, Noob clubs is form within my class. LOL, and i am being recruited as one of the member! the Noobs' activity is probably having session of waffles spamming together, and slacking in class. laughing at the weeniest thing. talking nonsensical stuff~ wohoo~! Aaron seems to be the appointed 'head', but i think Shivv, you suits the position more. :D HAHAHA.

all my grads for this week is all 'C's :( i am longing for an 'A' !!!! all the facilitators commented that i was too shy in class, not being out spoken enough. hence, they all come to a conclusion that, that was the main reason for the lost in my grads. zzzzzzz. -_-

Thursday, April 17, 2008


my poor red zeny has reluctantly infected by some unknown viruses. now he is extremely ill and got to be hospitalise in creative company.the doctor said he might wake up and lost all his memory. do pray for him that he will have a speedy recovery and able to recover all his memory.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Dear WENDY, here is my update!
Thank You so much for tunning into
SCREAM-ME-OUT!!!!


this is how wendy say "HELLO" to me in msn


i was so touch by her act and drew a flower back, and i propose to her.
( i have no idea what i was thinking. it must be little miss quirky working inside.)





then she drew me a wedding dress and my wedding ring.
(so...in this picture, i was playing the "girl" proposing to my "boy". i am living in the new century isn't it? what's wrong proposing to a guy? HAHAH *ahem* i don mean what i say.. *ahem* *ahem**)





Class W1-4Q



lad...lad...lad...ladies~
(not the complete collection of the ladies in my class)




this is the 1,2,3 pose. no one can go wrong with 1,2,3.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Team mates

Olivia >>> Shivv >>> Wendy >>> Felicia >>>





Choosing your own pot of Square to be








Cartoon illustration of my team mates



my 1 week and 2 days in RP.

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