Friday, March 28, 2008

chalet was great, especially the pillow fight and the Rat's shit game. HAHA. there is about 20 mahjong's tiles and a Rat tiles in a a bag. the bag will be pass around till someone draw the Rat tiles, and that lucky person will be whack by the fellow players. weapon allowed- pillows & blankets.overall, i had fun whacking and being whacked. there was once i got Rat 4 times straight, super whacked!.

that 3days 2 night 70% of the time were PSP spamming, 10% barbecue, card games, television, fishing, pillows fighting, Rat's shit made up the left over percentage.

fishing in mid night, still air, sparkling moon, beautiful stars. that night, we caught alot of small fishes, no bigger than half a palm, and 3 different sizes catfish. i cooked the biggest catfish live, using the fire starter, and 3 little fishes. not for any consumption, but for fun. HA. cooking the catfish was no easy task at all, it kept putting out my fire. it surrender to its fate anyway, and i cooked it to death. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i dono what kind of boldness struck me suddenly, maybe is the boredness that i was suffering that push my courage?

i got to know more of the other level CVSS-ian. very nice people, and humorous. i cannot remember how many times i was being crack up. i laughed so much that i thought my cheeks will not come down again. cheek numb. haha.

i din really stayed throughout the chalet. we played till the sunrise, then mak and i bus home to sleep. wake up in the noon, bus back to chalet and played till sunrise again, bus home, sleep. collapsed on the bed and dream off right away. many times i woke up and thought i was still in chalet when i was back home. in my dream, i was in the chalet playing with all the peepos. i guess i miss the chalet? yea? LOL. funny....funny...

actually the purpose of me turning on the com is to check for the HP address. i don feel like doing so.....troublesome laptop. give me so much problem, a piece of expensive and lousy thing and heavy. no matter what, i still gona deliver it back, get it repair (it is still so new lah) or a new one. it was only then, at mac, i realised my laptop is not HP but Compac. dear all, i have learn my lesson and all ya can learn from mine too. DON'T BUY COMPAC brand laptops, unless you want some problems. ARGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZXXXXXXXXXXx

Qns: why is mas selamat 33% chinese and 67% malay?

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BECAUSE....
HE IS WANTED (1/3)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tuesday Training

there is no training today actually.it is more like guiding the new T-rexes with their new extended legs. 100 over plus people packed the training ground, no extra space for any crazy T-rex to run about. just enough for everyone to walk about without colliding into each other. WOW. first time ever, this place was filled.



bus home with my bus mate, Ivan. here is a short introduction of Ivan, he is a sec1 boy whom i met on the bus on my first day of the training, and he is a VS boy.



i had a great chat with him today. super hilarious one too. gays is an unavoidable topic, especially when Ivan is from a boys school. gays have a tendency to own a special hand flinging action, unique to every individuals. like twirling a finger in a bee line when he talks. Ivan could not stop laughing at that.



he shared with me the life in boys school, and i am amazed. in his school, sec 1A was the horniest class. they actually have a masturbation corner set up at the back of the class. a simple mat on the floor, and boys just press their cock on the mat and rub it up and down. gggrooooossssssssss. the teachers see it but din stop them. corrupted



their school female teachers wear mini skirt to school. one of his classmates tried to upskirt a teacher by placing a 3G phone under her desk. she eventually notice the phone and that guy admitted. the discipline master happen to walk in at the same time, and he was expelled. woohoo~ what a lucky guy. another succeeded to upskirt a teacher, and show off to the whole class. the class monitor leak it to the teacher and he was expelled as well. woohoo~ what a unlucky guy.the price of being a show-off. haha

lets laugh together.
joke #1
what happen when a fat lady jump into a pool?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.






Quiz #1
why is Mas Selamat 33% chinese and 67% malay?
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make a guess, type your guess in the tagboard :D
answer will be revealed soon~~~~

i feel like studying in a girl school, i wonder how things will be different. how crazy when lotsa girls get together. oh lalala. some thoughts of mine. :D




Wednesday, March 19, 2008


:D i am blogging with my new laptop righ now. some COOL function it have, like u can overlook ALL the screen, ALL at the same time. this IS cool. what is uncool is, my webcam so far used 3 times and that is it. it is spoiled....i think... it seems that Tab have the same prob as me, so i guess is the com problem.this not the only prob, my msn will sign out by itself. like so wired can :s...

before i bring this baby home, webcam craze with miss mak.
The Special effects.
what can we do behind a mosaic screen....?someone ask if we are sister today.
yes and no.
sister in Christ.
the person thought she was the older one.
HAHA.
i love this effect best.
wenling goes:
"HUH HUH HUH HUH"
and olivia just happen to come into the picture?
Who have the stickiest tongue challenge.
i manage to stuck a weeny present.
mak got sock stuck onto her tongue too.
and me at the side, failed to shun away from the falling presents.
Next, a mothership flew pass and sprinkled some of her babies right where we sat. then after, wired creatures started to pop up anywhere and everywhere....
the alien no.1 first make it appearance in a whirl face.
then alien no.2 came into picture,
with a swirl on its head.
it was a fashion, they say.
alien no.2 perform a "suck in" for me.
it manage to suck in its everything and left only its eye.
a-maze-sing````
alien no,2 do a double blink and out of a sudden, i felt
something...
growing out in between my legs.
EWWWW.
nudely expose.
should be censored.
lucky me, that thing drop off after 10sec.
(my face look so symmetrical)
alien no.1 wanted to show off her power to "suck in" as well.
but alien no.1 kinda suck in too much that it merge its eye ball together.
alien no.1 play a disappearing trick on mak
i love this.
:D
the time has come for the aliens to bid goodbye.
alien no.2 vanish off in a form of bubbles,
with mak reflected in every single one of them.
and alien no.1 vanish off in bubbles with my reflection.
GOOD BYE ALIENS.
come and play again! :D
haha.
my crazy house drawing and leonard bo-gay smiling tortoise.
okay, i have come to the end of my post.
blogging in lap top is so not easy.
like maneuvering the cursor ard in this little square,
is so difficult.
and ya heck.
my laptop is not fully well function.
so i gotta make a trip down to change a new one
i dread to do this.
i dread to bring this back today, with mak.
oh my gosh.
darn heavy....
bye laptop.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008


well well, i just came back from training. not the usual feeling of lethargic, instead, i am feeling more energetic and happy right now. :D the feeling of accomplishing something today is rewarding for me. setting a focus for the day, DOES help. i told myself that i must learn to get up by myself, and at least bounce in the power riser.

and yes, i DID IT!!!! woo~ not standing up by myself, but able to do a little skip from time to time. HAHAHA. a continuous jump will least take me one more lesson time. fear was the factor that was restricting me to progress. i put it aside today, and focus on my target. the end result? i am very happy with my progression. *a huge smile drawn across my face* HAHHAHAHAHA.

surprisingly my drumstick don't feel stiff and not limping after the training today. i wonder why, but it is good anyway. i make myself fall just to learn how to get up. falling down from that height is superbly ungracious, with no control at all, i had a little skid on the floor. the motion of getting up is awkwardly and difficult. you have to find your own way of manipulating your muscles in a way to lift yourself up. sounds easy or....not? i dono how to explain to you, but it is not as easy as it seems.

i wore the POLICE T-shirt, and many thought i was from NPCC. one of the army guys shouted " POLICE POLICE" when i check in today.it was so embarrassing. i'll not wear it for training ever again.

there is a group of new comers for the hip hop dancer, and among them is a gay. i just can't stop observing him. i find that gay is very interesting, from the way they walk, to talk , and every single action of theirs. they walk in the sluttiest way, even more exaggerating then any runway model. their hand flinging action is their signature, if you dono what is it, you can ask miss mak to show you. she is very good at it. ;D HA. they talk in the most imitating high pitch, even in the nosiest places, their laughter is distinct. (okay, i am exaggerating)

Gays is interesting. successfully male Transsexual is amazing.

in a guys' stand, maybe your might them disgusting. but i find them interesting, in comparison to animal study. these guys are desperate to bocome a women. they make me feel even more proud being a women. :D right ladies? HAHAHA.

Monday, March 17, 2008



went down to RP for my enrollment today. a very nice campus, like T3. very mordern interior design, slick and chic. the whole process took about 30min? i think it is very fast already.

A VERY BIG THANK YOU TO KC.
for accompanying me down, and wait and wait with me. :D

otherwise i will be killed by the lifeless population there. nice campus, yes, but RP peeps is way too unenthusiastic... it just bored me.

RP.....people there telling RP is a boring school. hummm........... i, or should i try to appeal for TP second intake? it is not that the boring school that makes me feel like appealing. is the way RP work, the way they teach....hum

HUM. anyway~
i finally got my 1st laptop :D

cheers!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

How To Cure A Hiccup.







hiccup can be quite a nuisance sometimes. agree?
well, now there is a Chinese magic to cure it. believe me or not, try it yourself. :D


1st- get a friend (with no hiccup) to ask you this....




then u MUST reply.....




repeat this process at least 4 time. and do it fast.

ni chi bao le ma?
wo chi bao le.
ni chi bao le ma?
wo chi bao le.
ni chi bao le ma?
wo chi bao le.
ni chi bao le ma?
wo chibao le.

then you will realise your hiccup is gone. MAGICALLY.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME :(
*SOB*
I AM REALLY SORRY BOYFRIEND.
I SHOULDN'T SPLURGE ON YOU SO MUCH.
COX NOW I REALLY REGRET.
I SHOULD HAVE TREASURE YOU.
*boo-hoo-hoo*
PS. BOYFRIEND PLS COME BACK!
I NEED YOU BADLY RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008


*picture stolen from flicker.*
this is what i ate. just that i ordered it without ice cream and whipped cream.


i finally satisfied my craving for waffles in Gelare. a slightly bigger shape banana looking waffles cost me $4.60, topped with syrup is kukuish expensive. but faggotly tasty :D soft hot waffles in a raining day, is a perfect match. that small piece is not enough, now i crave for more WAFFLES & MAC's HOT CAKES with lotsa syrup! fantastic. YUMMMM. next time, i'll eat their waffles again on waffle day, Tuesday half price.

oh oh, and this is the ndp website that our church had set up. inside it have all the traning dates and videos about the powe riser that we are learning to ride on now. check it out.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Happy Birthday LiMin


Love her till rot. haha.



Elaine : " HEY, i shave my armpit today! " (very proud of it)
Olivia : "HEY, look ......." (on a second thought, i better not show my unshaved armpit)

it is a All Girls Day. ;D
LOVE>AlL.
we celebrated her birthday at fish and Co, with their signature birthday rap.
i had Masala pizza and cookie junkie. if you are a chocolate lover, cookie junkie will be a ideal drink for you. however, i personally recommend Empress Sweetlips! MUST TRY IT!!!! i LOVE it.


YESTERDAY
T-rex training again. i feel so reluctant to go down. alot of contradicting thoughts clashing inside my mind. i just felt so emotional about this whole ndp thing. blame my period. ARHHHHHHH.

i learn how to fall very ungraciously. the safety harness cushion the impact, so it does not hurt at all. hands and keens on the floor, something like dog position. getting up from there is the most challenging part. i feel absolutely paralyse in that position. i can't move my legs, because of the extra weight is too heavy. i feel so retarded no matter how i try, i just can't get up. i finally stood up with the help of 2 people. the moment i stood up, i feel as if i am a fallen flag being raised.

the T-rex training ground is advancing fast. now, the training ground look more like a T-rex circus. you'll will see crazy T-rexes bouncing crazily on their temporary legs. occasionally, you will see a T-rex running pass you in a woosh. you will also see a handful of paralyse T-rexes laying on the floor. *ahem* like *ahem* me....

i made a promise with Ivan that i will meet him for the Saturday training. this time round, i cannot overslept anymore. cos, i really had ALOT to catch up.

Monday, March 10, 2008



the training dates is out!

oh my~ when i look at the schedule, i kinda quiver inside. out of all the 4 training we had so far. i had already missed 2 of them, all the Saturday ones. the reason is........................i can't wake up. OH MY GOSH!!!!!! commitment olivia, commitment.....

here is the schedule.

faint.~~~~~~*********

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Today was a total embarrassment. i almost do "yi zhi ma" (split) in the public. so EMBRASSING~ my heels slipped in between some plastic gap, and WOoOoOoO~ my pose was as if i were doing some cement surfing. the people around me just watch, like i am entertaing them doing a split out of no where. :(

Friday, March 7, 2008

How olihua spend her day at home today.
heavy breakfast. instant noodle with cheesssyyyy base.


watch 'my left saw a ghost' and 'spongebob square pants' with sisters.

packed my stuff.
i pulled them all out.
messed them up.
procrastinating infront of the pile.

stuff them back into bags.
shoved them back.


S T O N I N I G O N M Y S O F A

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dinner time
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the food just go
IN IN IN IN
my stomach just go
BIG BIG BIG
the scale just go from
HEAVY HEAVIER HEAVIEST

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Fair day.
IT fair with Ms flicker minded KWEECHING. :D

when you are investing your hard earn pay on a expensive stuff, it is always wise to consider the many factors carefully. so kc, i understand. :D he-he.

i saw alot of my secondary school friends and one of my primary 2 or 3 classmates. i am really surprise that she still remember me. haha. (so does it mean i din change at all in my appearance? my chubby face? ) Eh! that doesn't matter. what matters is, I AM STILL OUT OF JOB!!!!! hiaaaaxxxxx. i really need a job, a month $1200 at least. needa save them for my lap top......~kdsbgkughgoiehrggoirhg.

evening, i met up with my sis to Baby Fair. baby stuff, is BORING. but as we began to look through all those CUTE little new born baby clothing. i got more excited for the birth of my little niece.
i pick a dress and showed it to my sister.
me : " this is nice."
jie : "yes, but too long."
me : " aw~ now i can't wait to see my niece putting on this cute baby clothes!!"
jie : " ya ya, me too."
me : " and i can't wait to see her tripping on her own dress!" :D :D :D
the way i picture it in my mind it JUST SO CUTE. anyway my sis just throw me a stare and walk away. there was this booth about breast pump (a tool to help sucking milk outta ya breast). there is this fake breast for the demonstrator to show us the proper way of using it.
i started playing with it after the demonstrator left. i was bouncing it at first, but that thing don bounce. so i poke it, and found out that it is more fun to poke. then i squeeze it...............
this is a normal breast.


this is a breast after it got breast cancer.
i showed this to my sis too. on one hand she feel like slapping me, on the other, she kinda accept my stupidness. HAHAHA.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008




yesterday the skyrunners training makes my drumstick all stiffen up. before the training my drumstick was at the proportion of 50% fats and 50% fatty meat. after the training, i think it is about 45% fats, 40% fatty meat, 15% muscles.

so far, yesterday was only my 2nd time on the power riser. AND i have promoted to junior T-Rex now!!!! AH-HA. i am able to walk in that thing, but occasionally i will still lose my balance and PIAT. good thing is that there is alot of people around me to catch me when i fall. haha. but eventually, they want us to learn how to fall properly and get up. so i think the next time when i fall again, no one is gona catch me. ='(

the is also a dance choreographer to teach us to dance with the power riser on. there is still a long way to go~ i took a step further and tried to do a little skip. guess what? i almost fell! that thing weighs almost 5kg, when i tried to do a little skip, i stumble, i wobble, i lose my balance. BUT manage to grab on the person next to me. WHEW~ another fall saved :D. it is so heavy!

yea, i start to regret for not trying my "best" during the mass skyrunners & hip hop dancers audition. i could have put in MORE energy and groove.....haix..... my poor tender chicken drumstick...... *sob sob*

i am a lesson slower than my fellow T-rexes. i got lots to catch up.

GO GO JUNIOR T-REX! DANCE FOR SINGAPORE!

Mr President better be happy and enjoyed the performances hor! otherwise i will EAT you up, or SQUASH you with my muscular drumstick. ( i am sure i will obtain it by then.)

Monday, March 3, 2008

i am feeling O-KAY now. :D
hee.
the feeling of being forgiven is SO GOOD.
whereas the feeling of being unforgiven is SO BAD.
*smile smile smile*

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